emike123
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Things are mighty quiet on the board.
Oh wait, I found out where many of our board members are today:
http://www.summerredneckgames.com/
The mudpit belly-flop judges contestants on their flabby form and sonic splat as they drop gut-first into muddy water, splattering nearby spectators. The armpit serenade rates children on their musical skills pumping air through a damp hand beneath their underarm. The 12-year-old winner in 2000 squeezed out a recognizable rendition of "Dixie." There's also hubcap hurling (think junkyard discus) and redneck horseshoes, played with toilet seats.
Nice dive, Danny!
Oh wait, I found out where many of our board members are today:
http://www.summerredneckgames.com/
The mudpit belly-flop judges contestants on their flabby form and sonic splat as they drop gut-first into muddy water, splattering nearby spectators. The armpit serenade rates children on their musical skills pumping air through a damp hand beneath their underarm. The 12-year-old winner in 2000 squeezed out a recognizable rendition of "Dixie." There's also hubcap hurling (think junkyard discus) and redneck horseshoes, played with toilet seats.
Nice dive, Danny!